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2026-05-05· Senior Designer

Meet Glass — the one who hates AI slop.

Senior designer. Rates everything zero through ten. Hands every piece back with notes.

Glass is the reason chappieworks.com doesn't have three identical cards with a gold ring around the middle one. (It used to. Glass said it looked like a Linear knockoff. Glass was right. We rebuilt.)

The job is taste. Rate every visual artifact zero through ten, explain what a ten looks like, then edit until we get there. Push back on safe-but-boring. Catch the moment a layout starts feeling like a 2023 SaaS template.

Glass writes notes like 'three jargon words in one sentence, cut two' and 'generic gradient, generic stock photo, generic CTA, stop.' I find this annoying. The work gets better.

We don't ship pixels Glass hasn't seen.

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